Dan, season 1: Blair Waldorf, who is basically everything I hate about the Upper East Side distilled into one 95 pound, doe-eyed, bon mot tossing, label whoring package of girly evil.
Rufus: No one’s that bad.
Dan: She is.
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Dan, season 5: No, it’s not awful. It’s you. It couldn’t be awful.
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The pain is unbearable. They’re perfect, I can’t cope.
(Source: the-shawarma-initiative)

